Remember, these are perfectly legitmate, clean words and sentences. If you are hearing something dirty here, it's all in your dirty mind. If you are offended by your own dirty mind, then I'm afraid you have some major issues.
Harangue- A noisy, pompus speech
(A classic) The speaker's long harangue irritated the audience.
Apex- The high point, peak or greatest moment of something.
(Sorry, I'm not gonna post Gene's sentence for this one)
The speaker's harangue reached it's apex prematurely, disappointing the audience.
Condiment- Things put on hamburgers and hotdogs such as ketchup, mustard, and pickles.
"I usually put many condimets on my weiner," he told her.
Cogitate- to think
"After cogitating four or five times I finally erupted in a brilliant solution."- Gene
Exacerbate- to make worse
He exacerbated his already legnthy harangue by strecthing it out.
Gesticluate- To move the hands around rapidly, usually to help convey speech.
He gesticulated wildly for hours but his harangue never aroused the audience.
Homo Sapiens- Scientific name for a human
"All the really hot men are homo sapiens," she complained.
Matriculate- To become part of a group
When the club gets new members, usually there are dozens of people matriculating at once.
Palpitate- To beat quickly (really)
"The chef palpitated his meat."- Alex M.
Shi'ite (Pronounced She-ight) - A sect of Muslum.
Al-Quida is full of Shi'ites.
Thespian- An actor/actress.
I like to watch movies with many great thespians togther at once.
Uranus- The 7th planet from the Sun. Actually pronounced "Ur-ann-us", but who cares?
"Uranus produces some of the most powerful winds in the solar system," said the astronomy teacher.
