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This is myself, a few of my friends, my sister, and my sister's friends celebrating Nasty Cake Day at the beach. Basically, it's all the cool kids and Anna.

Here's pictures of my friends and I doing what we do best...be morons!

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It's Dr. Evil! In our kitchen! Really!

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Conan the Snowcone...with legs!

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Sergey again. He/She is such a ho! You can also see Davina singing Sirgue a love song.

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Here, Davina tries to court Mr. Dickey using her ritual mating dance.

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Here's a "Before" picture from my Eagle Project, where we took every magazine on the face of the Earth, moved them two houses down, sorted them out, raised money to buy gold-plated storage boxes for, sorted them into the boxes, labeled them, stacked the boxes up, which caused them to collapse, so we rearranged the boxes. We also didn't get enough boxes from the box company, so after calling them 300 times they told us "Oh! You want magazine boxes! We have plenty of those left!". Then we finally got it all finished, and I got my Eagle Rank. Yay!
 
(Note: I may have distorted this story in some parts. It was really a lot crazier than that)

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The magazines let us keep important histoical refrences. Like how people ate Spam with salad and what appears to be pretzel sticks and something with sour cream on it!

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Here's Bryan the Vampire, about to bite his unsuspecting victim, who is too busy smoking a party favor to notice.

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Here's Ashley realizing she has been bitten. Note Byran putting his head down, concealing his fangs.

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(And for this one)

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This is Alexander, who used to be a man, testing the implants of Sergey the Russian, who can't quite decide if he/she wants to be a man or woman.

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Here's a picture of Anna after she was swallowed by the Carnivorous Travel Bag of Doom.

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Here's Drew, Anna, and Emily admiring the natural wonder known as the Giant Splashing Legs. They are known to splash water up to 20 feet high.

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This is my Mom's friend's baby, Megan, who was recently on a TV show. I guess her role was rescued from a mob of angry stuffed animals.

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On the cruise in Hawaii, the girls couldn't resist me...or maybe this is something about Anna...

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Yes, there will be more stuff later...